I’m guessing that anyone needing a waiver for immediate eligibility will get one due to the nature of the situation.
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Illinois Farting Illini?
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They will shoot their shot. So will The Mayor
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I’ll be fine if he heads to Lincoln.
I’ll be annoyed AF if he ends up in Champaign.
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Kriisa is a better PG than Ty Rodgers but he has a lottttt of warts to his game.
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Had no idea Torvik’s Rostercast had Nebraska top 50. Somehow thinks Juwan Gary is going to become an efficient 14 PPG scorer. Very strange.
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Kriisa seems like the kind of guy where the closer he is to the best player on your team, the more you hate him.
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It’s the final week of February. A 19-7 Illinois team clings to faint hope of a share of the Big Ten regular season title with two weeks to play. They take the floor in Lincoln Nebraska and Illini starting PG Kerr Kriisa is nowhere to be found.
They go on to lose in an embarrassing 92-53 blowout in which Keisei Tominaga scores 46 points on 11 for 13 from three.
After the game Brad Underwood takes the podium and groans that Tominaga plays “Dahmer Ball” because “he just hides out there in plain sight while the refs just let him kill and eat us over and over again”.
He is asked where Kerr Kriisa is. He makes an audible fake barf noise for 10 seconds, then goes on to explain that Kriisa left the team two nights ago to go backpacking in Eastern Europe and is expected back for the conference tournament.
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Prophetic.
Cannot imagine a more irritating duo than Kerr Kriisa and Coleman Hawkins.
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So glad I’m not a West Virginia fan
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Well I imagine Huggins is hoping JurorNumber8 is on his jury.
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Is this guy convincing us or himself?
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Haha as if that means anything. It would be much stranger if he didn’t have a locker anymore before he’s even entered the portal
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Ensuring he has a spot!? Cal has like five open roster spots. He isn’t filling those anyways. Easy hedge for Cal
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Agree with it or not? What else would Cal do? It would be way weirder if they just trashed all of his stuff and burnt the bridge to continue playing for them.
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The man’s police report says he didn’t know what state he was in and had no idea how he got to Pittsburgh but nah, that’s not blackout drunk…
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I don’t understand this level of drunk. There were nights where I felt like I drank enough to kill a small horse but I always knew what state I was in.