Why are they treating the people opening the balls like they are toddlers who didn’t pee on themselves?? “You’re doing great Aaron Judge, here is your sippy cup for not wetting yourself”
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Based on rankings seems pretty good
France Senegal Norway 
Too bad there is no jeopardy in the group stage as most of the third place teams go through
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FWIW this is a delightful lil site at times like these
Lil Mbappe/Haaland matchup.
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Doesn’t seem like Wayne Gretzky is going to be praised.
Oh no, Canada
love that they didn’t even bother having Gretzkey learn any pronunciations
do we want Euro B or C?
That is a very kind draw for the USA. No excuses
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Probably getting Turkey out of that.
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Easily the worst teams of all the Uefa possibilities. No Italy, no Ukraine, no wales etc
Turkey is pretty good though. And beat us recently.
It’s crazy we have played the three teams in our group in the last year.
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Tricky group for England. No one is a cake walk. Three real games
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Turkey is a really good squad. We’d do well to top that group if they get through.
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Thierry Henry looks like he’s regretting having to show up for this gig next to Alexi Lalas every day for the whole summer.
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Smart move getting Rebecca Lowe though. Hopefully, she can ice out or at least control Lalas from infecting all of us.
Now that I think more about this, this was probably easier to project when scheduling a half dozen friendlies than I thought initially. 
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Thank you! I was very confused about the graphic I saw that just had 4 symbols as the 4th team in the pool with the U.S.
England could win their group and still get Mexico in the Azteca in the R16 and then Brazil in Miami in the quarters.
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