I’m dreaming of a world.
A world where Kansas is 12-15 with two weeks left in the season.
A world where Bill Self has to tell the media Hunter Dickinson “is no longer with the team” a week before the conference tournament
A world where Hunter signs on with TNT for their NCAAT coverage
A world where Hunter shows up to his first hit, the cameras are rolling and Hunter emerges live on TNT wearing handcuffs. The host says “Hunter what are you doing”
Hunter deadpans to the camera Jim Halpert-style:
“Bill Self had me in handcuffs all year long”
End scene