I don’t know about you guys, but when I see people get in a car and turn off their lights, I immediately text a friend to bring me a gun so I can kill them.
We should definitely believe the words of the two guys who lied their as*ses off to police until they were told that almost everything that happened was caught on video.
So there’s nothing Miller could be charged with?? Not one single thing??? You sure about that Paula???
Anyone want to bet on whether Paula is an Alabama booster?
The SEC network is going to have to scuttle the weepy segment about all the adversity the team has overcome when they’re crowned league champion. Furious rewrite underway.
Pulled this from the ultimate source, the Internet
If you let the individual borrow your gun, unaware of what they were going to do with it, you may face civil penalties. However, criminal penalties are typically only given to the perpetrator.
Yeah, without intent/knowledge of the crime, no criminal liability.
“Hey do me a favor and bring me that loaded gun at 1:30 am.”
“No problem. No questions asked. I’ll be there in a minute. You thinking about heading to the shooting range now? Are they still open?”
Maybe he had an issue with his freezer!
Very impressive number of embeds of tweets in this thread that are all just screen grabs of the original story 
Wild story.
More impressive: how many Alabama fans are tweeting at people that they only read the headline and are lacking context
Yea, anyone thinking this dude would ever end up at Michigan or MSU is delusional.
We’ve had our share of. . . mishaps.
I’m not talking about whatever you’re calling “mishaps”, I’m talking about the enabler/rationalizer.
I’m being euphemistic, but lots of troubled people have come through our respective programs, as you must know. I mean, I’d just like to think he wouldn’t STILL be playing. That’s the crazy piece of this, no?
again, as bad as that person may be, I’m ONLY talking about Oats.
Not all of us have the ability to see into the future. But this sure does or at least should any idea of it in the future.
I see, I thought ‘this dude’ meant Miller.
Nate Oats being a terrible human or a dirty coach isn’t fresh news. I mean, him being dumb enough to out himself publically so the casuals know is new I guess.
If Texas can fire Beard, you’d think that Bama could dump Oats. But it won’t.
College sports are win at all costs really. No reason for them to fire Oats, considering Miller hasn’t been charged with anything. Plus, they win a lot of games so I think his job is pretty safe.